It’s time to wake up. The only reason Hollywood celebrities exist is for my entertainment. Some of you are beautiful. Some of you can deliver a line with such conviction that you bring tears to my eyes. Some of you are so convincing that you scare the hell out of me. Others are so funny, they make me laugh uncontrollably. But you all have one thing in common. You only exist and have a place in my world to entertain me. That’s it. Nothing else!

You make your living pretending to be someone else. You play dress-up like a five-year-old. Your world is a make believe world. It is not real. It doesn’t exist. You live for the camera while the rest of us live in the real world. Your entire existence depends on my patronage.

I don’t care where you stand on issues. Honestly, your opinion means nothing to me. Your view matters far less to me than that of someone living in Timbuktu. Believe it; the hard truth is that you aren’t real. ome people put you up on a pedestal, that’s insane.

One other thing. What was with all this “I’ll leave the country if Donald Trump wins?” Don’t you know how stupid that made you sound? What did you think my reaction was going to be? I better not vote for Trump or we’ll lose Whoopi Goldberg? Al Sharpton? Amy Schumer? And more?

Leave. I don’t care!. Don’t let the door hit you in on your way out. Make me laugh. Make me cry. Scare me. But realize this, the only words of yours that matter are scripted.

Oh, by the way, professional athletics fall into the same category, entertainers.