FUBAR report after nine months of chaos in the White House.

FUBAR is a military term meaning Fouled (sanitized) Up Beyond All Recognition, appropriate for this administration.

Our dear leader blames Puerto Rico for their recovery problems and says it is going great.

Our dear leader tries to make a condolence call, botches it and accuses widow of lying. Then, has his sycophant, Kelly, makes some remarks further botching what was supposed to be an empathetic call. He, of five draft deferments, has the audacity to criticize a grieving widow.

The latest effort to ban Muslims from entering our country blows up in Trump’s face thanks to a federal judge.

The effort to make nice with the party leads to a press conference with McConnell and falsely claiming that Obama never called fallen soldiers’ families.

Trump then orders subsidies under the Affordable Care Act to end, then says he likes the bipartisan effort to continue them and then says he doesn’t like them after all.

Stay tuned! Are you ready to move to Canada?