“Clomping” is not the sound of the neologism “clomping.” Rather it is a description of mediocre people making curious queer sounds, they appear to be intelligent, but have “dumb” as their middle name.

“Clompers” are would-be aspirants wanting something from you, like electioneering politicians. You know those politicians with their cards in the mail; extolling themselves, or having others extolling them, for them. Just throw them away, the cards. And by so doing throw them away, those “clomping” politicians. They are as useless as a right-handed toilet plunger in the hands of a left-handed user. Funny – for some reason after reading “the use instructions” the toilet plunger is not used. They must be hopelessly ambidextrous…Ha, ha, ha!

Do yourself a fine duty, uncover unworthy “clompers” and their disinformation. Very difficult to do because you will never be handed a file folder titled “Their Disinformation.” You must create that file folder yourself. It is amazing how vulnerable they really are when you start filling that file folder.

Some call “clomping,” inveigler’s noise, “take-a-look” at needless inept spies, for example, such that even wild ducks waggling their tails as they waddle by, do spot them as phony humans. Those wild ducks are often heard saying, “Scram, watch out for them, those clomping humans.”

You know magicians, now call them what they really are: “Clomping” magicians, they want something from you…to fool you. Use your file folder to know their tricks and you won’t be fooled.

Advice to “clompers” one and all, especially “clomping” politicians – save your postage!