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Crimewave

There’s trouble right here in the Hills! I love living in beautiful, peaceful Fountain Hills and, until I read the June 9 Law Enforcement Report, I felt the ugly turmoil raging across our nation had skipped Fountain Hills.

How naïve of me!

I read, “On May 30, a Cabrillo Drive resident reported that an unknown person(s) left chewed gum on their driveway.”

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There’s trouble right here in the Hills! I love living in beautiful, peaceful Fountain Hills and, until I read the June 9 Law Enforcement Report, I felt the ugly turmoil raging across our nation had skipped Fountain Hills.

How naïve of me!

I read, “On May 30, a Cabrillo Drive resident reported that an unknown person(s) left chewed gum on their driveway.”

This crimewave must stop! I am asking Mayor Dickey to appoint a special commission to test every gum-chewer’s DNA to identify who is behind this evil crime. Chewed gum in a driveway today, discarded popsicle sticks on your lawn tomorrow.

Wake up, before it is too late.

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