If it walks like a duck and it quacks like a duck, then it’s probably a duck. And what about Donald Trump? Donald claims to be a conservative Republican.

In 1999, Donald said, “I believe [abortion] is a personal decision that should be left to the women and their doctors.” Recently, he told the CPAC conference that he is “pro-life.” Apparently he knows enough to say the right thing at the right time. Quack!

Donald Trump is a Christian. We know this because he says his favorite book is the Bible. But does he exhibit the qualities associated with devout Christians such as decency, kindness and fairness?

When I review Donald’s very public life, including his many failed marriages, bankruptcies and lawsuits, what comes to mind is the seven deadly sins: lust, gluttony, greed, wrath, envy and pride. Everything but sloth. Quack!

Donald Trump claims he’s a self-made businessman. Actually, he was born the son of self-made businessman, Fred Trump. Fred turned over control of his successful company to Donald in 1971. Born on third base, Donald believes he hit a triple.

A superior dealmaker and businessman? Donald’s businesses have declared bankruptcy four times. He and his companies have been parties in hundreds of lawsuits. Had Donald used his first million to simply purchase General Electric stock in 1971, he’d be richer than he is today, without all the lawsuits.

We must do better than Donald “Duck” Trump. Hopefully, Republican primary voters will select a presidential candidate with actual integrity.