Whoopee!

Let’s all enroll again. Finally found a doc and I guess he’ll do. He got his degree in Timbuktu. I made an appointment for a physical exam and six months later, here I am. He said come on in Mister Indestructible, hope you know you got $10,000 deductible. He said sit right here and I’ll check you real quick, I have 50 more patients all claiming to be sick.

So he put his ear to my heart and my chest and said you’re doing just fine now go get some rest. I thought he was kidding so I said with a joke, did you ever hear of a thing called a stethoscope? Oh, you mean that gizmo that you stick in your ear? If I make enough money maybe I’ll get one next year.

Got a new doc but can't pronounce his name, it was a two-hour drive and I’m sorry I came. I got here at 9 and it’s almost 3 and he just had to leave for an emergency. I cancelled my health plan so I guess we’re even, since I never even paid my first month’s premium. I just got on Medicaid and it’s so easy to do, now all of my bills will be paid by you!