Gosh, I knew once my small campaign signs went up that they would become wildly popular and all the rage around town, but I had no idea…

They are so popular, in fact, that people are already taking them home as keepsakes!

I mean, what else could an innocent guy like me think after four signs disappeared less than 24 hours after I put them up?

I know, I know…the handsome guy’s mug shot on the signs is rather irresistible, I must say so myself, but I am asking my supporters to please hold off taking the signs until after the election.

I say this only because I dare not accuse anyone else of taking them, since that will only initiate a firestorm of rebuttal letters for weeks to come and a string of 648 comments on a certain Facebook page.

Because of their iconic nature and nostalgic feel, no doubt these campaign signs will become valuable collectors’ items, again, after the election.

But for those who can’t wait, how about a button instead? I have a lot of campaign buttons yet – and they look just like my campaign signs.

And you can wear them 365/24/7! How is that for a deal?

Button, button, who wants a button?

The signs are just too big to pin to your chest, so let us please keep them in their respective spots until, again, after the election.

I like Mike because I am Mike!