Protestors wanted. No experience necessary, but must be available to protest about everything, anything or just nothing at all. We prefer the ideal candidate to be unemployed or students anxious to abandon their studies for some fun and excitement. Must be literate on social media, even if they are not literate at anything else.

We also welcome adults of all age groups, especially aging seniors from the leftover hippie generation with special preference given to non-patriots and draft dodgers of that era. Illegals, especially those with stolen identity, are also welcome.

Knowledge of the subject matter is not required since we teach you power words to use when challenged by any rational person. Power words such as fascist, racist, bigot and a long list of phobic words are very effective at disguising the fact that you have absolutely no clue about what you are protesting about.

You may be required to carry vulgar, disgusting signs and shout obscenities with total disregard for any man, woman or child who may be just passing. If you think you have what it takes to join our wonderful group, please contact any of George Soros’ organizations, including move-on.ugh or any of their affiliates @michaelmoore-on.ugh.